funny missheard lyrics"

[FM Refugee]

Originally Posted by dnyed

And, what exactly is a "Pompatus" of love?

...many, many people have spoken of that line from Steve Miller's 'The joker'...I think the word there is supposed to be 'prophetess', perhaps...

[Crazy Don]

Originally Posted by carlsoco

Not really classic rock but the Go-Go's Our lips are Sealed I always though was Alex the Seal, and couldn't understand why they were singing about a Seal.

And I always thought it was "Honest, I see you"!

[GlassOnion]

When I was little, I always thought it was "this is the dawning of the angels' aquarium" (Age of Aquarius).

And "hold me closer, Tony Danza" (Elton John, "Tiny Dancer").

Another one that comes to mind is "you can fuck me, I don't care", misinterpreted from "you can pump me, I don't care" (from The Cars' "You're all I've Got Tonight".

[MagicRat]

Originally Posted by GlassOnion

Another one that comes to mind is "you can fuck me, I don't care", misinterpreted from "you can pump me, I don't care" (from The Cars' "You're all I've Got Tonight".

Sounds like you got their general intention anyway.

[FM Refugee]

Originally Posted by GlassOnion

When I was little, I always thought it was "this is the dawning of the angels' aquarium" (Age of Aquarius).

And "hold me closer, Tony Danza" (Elton John, "Tiny Dancer").

Another one that comes to mind is "you can fuck me, I don't care", misinterpreted from "you can pump me, I don't care" (from The Cars' "You're all I've Got Tonight".

...speaking of the Cars' tune...my wife at first thought they were singing 'You're On My Gut Tonight'...I suppose that might conjure some interesting images in some people's minds...

[tokinjones]

funny ? hendrix
https://www.jibjab.com/view/234257

[CarvinAbuser]

Our band was going to do a cover of Honky Tonk Women by the Stones and our drummer thought the song was called Honky Tonk Willy. So we did a cover of Honky Tonk Willy. You can check it out here: https://fhs.dmusic.com/

[GlassOnion]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

Sounds like you got their general intention anyway.

Pretty much. I never really realized how beautifully raw and filthy their music was until I was older. They're the type of band that just gets better with age.

[APageMark]

Elton John's "Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight"

and

The Hollies "Long Cool Woman in a Bad Dress"

both misheard by me...when I was younger, mind you.

[the roser]

Originally Posted by FM Refugee

...many, many people have spoken of that line from Steve Miller's 'The joker'...I think the word there is supposed to be 'prophetess', perhaps...

Didja know "Pompatus" has it's own wiki page?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompatus

[MagicRat]

Originally Posted by the roser

Didja know "Pompatus" has it's own wiki page?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompatus

That's awesome! I gotta find a way to work "pompatus" into a conversation today.

[tokinjones]

this doesnt sound like bob dylan himself"lol"

[GlassOnion]

Just recently my sweetie and I were in the car, and Billy Idol's "Eyes Without A Face" came on.

Kevin (my sweetie) thought the lyrics were "How's about a fish?"

[tokinjones]

hi bout time for some more misheard comedy!
heres some the first is the bee Gees song... "alone"

Misheard Lyrics:
I stored s***loads of saliva.
Original Lyrics:
I was a midnight rider.

"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a minicab driver
Original Lyrics:
I was a midnight rider.

The words are "midnight rider" and not "minicab driver."

ok LOL heres a couple aerosmith "
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like a tub of goo
Original Lyrics:
I feel like the co-lor blue

"Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm dying to forget you
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm trying to forget you

"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got a Tuesday Night Buffet
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got their dues they have to pay


Again the BeeGees tune

"How Deep Is Your Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we're livin' in a world of foam
Breaking astern
Windy ocean lettuce pee.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we're livin' in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be.

Aero smith janies got a gun "
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamie's out of gum.
Original Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.