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Old 07-09-2010, 03:56 AM   #1
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Yo' Mama!

This game has one simple rule. Just insult the next person's mama using the words, "yo' mama."

Yo' mama won a beauty contest... FOR WARTHOGS!
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Old 07-17-2010, 08:13 AM   #2
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Noone else is playing? Oh well...

22 years ago yo' mama was hit by a truck. It disappeared into the folds of her fat and was never seen again.

Some people say if you stand close to yo' mama, you can still hear the sound of the engine as the driver searches deperately for the way out.
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Old 07-24-2010, 03:46 AM   #3
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Yo' Mama's so ugly, she even scares Chuck Norris!
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:38 PM   #4
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Re: Yo' Mama!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:17 AM   #5
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Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks the Mexican border pays 200 pesos a week for the room above the garage.
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Yo' mama's so big, she's got her own zip code!
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Old 08-04-2010, 06:51 AM   #7
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Yo' mama's so lame, she told you that joke.
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:14 AM   #8
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Yo' Mama's so fat & dirty, when the Earth blows up, we can all go live on her.
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Old 08-13-2010, 07:43 AM   #9
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Yo' Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, the neighbours lose their homes.
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Old 08-28-2010, 08:31 AM   #10
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Yo' mama's so strict, she spanked the mailman, the TV repairman, the butcher, the paperboy, the garbage man ..., half the guys in town.
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Old 09-29-2010, 06:10 AM   #11
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Boy, you can call me Daddy, because I schtupped yo' mama!
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Re: Yo' Mama!

Yo mama's so fat when she fell and broke her leg, gravy came out.
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Old 10-20-2010, 01:03 AM   #13
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Yo' Mama's like something full of gold. Se's a big hole, she's got miners going down from dawn to dusk and she's all mine!
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welll, yo mama soooo dumb, she thought botox was a fancy name for ass.
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Old 11-20-2010, 07:04 AM   #15
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Re: Yo' Mama!

Oh, you've met my mama, eh?

Yo mama's only had one lover. It was the seventh fleet.
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Old 11-21-2010, 07:41 AM   #16
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Re: Yo' Mama!

oh yeah???????

wellllll, i *did* meet yo mama, and she makes a mean cup o' tea.

(WAIT. that's not what i wanted to say. DAMMIT. quit distractin me.)

my mama mighta had the fleet, but at least she got her some.

yo mama soooo ugly, the only way she ever gets picked up is if the cab driver takes pity on her.
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Yo' mama can easily lose 350lb of ugly fat. All she has to do is cut off her head.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:33 AM   #18
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Cat Stevens was Samantha & Darrin's pet on Bewitched.
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