WOWW Radio!

[Foxhound]

"Hey, hey, hey, are you music lovers ready to rock this crisp January evening? Well then you've come to the right spot on the dial because I'm Doctor Foxhound and this is Hit Radio WOWW where we always deliver the goods! And I've got another tranche of British Invasion hits all stacked up to play tonight, but first this word from our sponsor:





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Here now are the hits:















That's it for tonight! But tune in again tomorrow."


"The flick we're screening tonight in the staff lounge is 'Alien Origin' from 2012:







The flick is an unholy cross between 'Predator' and 'The Blair Witch Project'. It's supposed to be set in the jungle of Belize but the topography more closely resemble the foothills of the Appalachians in Alabama or Georgia. Moreover the local inhabitants very curiously speak Spanish instead of English. Worst of all, it doesn't go anywhere. It's simply a lousy movie."

[Foxhound]

"Yip, yip, yip, arrroooowwww!!! This is Foxhound your Pied Piper of rock here in the Crescent City coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. Tonight we're going to feature some of the music of legendary bass player Tim Bogert who sadly passed away on Wednesday.





In memoriam of Tim's passing, tonight's show will be commercial free. Here now are the hits:


Vanilla Fudge







Cactus



Beck, Bogert & Appice






That's it for tonight! But tune in again tomorrow."

[Foxhound]

"Yip, yip, yip. arrrrrooowwwww!!! This is monsieur Foxhound your mad man of rock in southeast Louisiana! And I've got another great show for all you real frantic ones tonight showcasing some of the very best tambourine driven tunes of all time. First though this word from this evening's sponsor, the Louisiana SPCA:





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But here now are the hits!















That's it for tonight! But tune in again tomorrow."

[Foxhound]

"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrroooowwww!!! This is Brer Foxhound from the Louisiana bayou coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. And I've got another great show for all you real frantic ones tonight showcasing some of the hits of legendary glam rockers T.Rex. First though this word from our sponsor:





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Here now are the hits:















That's it for tonight! But tune in again tomorrow."

[Foxhound]

"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwww!!! This is Lord Foxhound your Prince of Rockness coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. Tonight we'll be listening to a retrospective of some of the greatest hits of legendary record producer Phil Spector who passed away on Saturday. First though this word from our sponsor, Old Grand-Dad Bourbon Whiskey!





I trust that all you loyal listeners out there in radio-land been drinking alone to help stem the pandemic ravaging this great nation of ours. Well Old Grand-Dad is the whiskey for you in these desperate times because it's specifically distilled to enhance the drinking experience of all those who drink alone for whatever reason!





But here now are the hits!















That's it for tonight! But tune in again tomorrow."


"The flick we're screening tonight in the staff lounge is 'Voodoo Island' from 1957:







A disjointed nonsensical plot and simply uninteresting overall."

[Foxhound]

"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooooowww! This is Rockman Foxhound here on Hit Radio WOWW! On tonight's show we'll be showcasing some of the biggest hits from the Billboard charts with prominent accordion parts. First though this word from our sponsor:





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Here now are the hits:















That's it for tonight! But tune in again tomorrow."

[Foxhound]

"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwwww! This is Lord Foxhound High Chancellor of Rock coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW! In memoriam of Gerry Marsden, lead singer of Gerry and the Pacemakers, who passed away earlier this month on January3rd, we'll be doing a Gerry and the Pacemakers retrospective tonight. First though a word from our sponsor:





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Here now are the hits!















That's it for tonight! But tune in again tomorrow."


"The flick we're screening tonight in the staff lounge is 'The Hybrids Family' from 2015:







A fun flick!"

[Foxhound]

"Yip, yip, yip, arrrroooowwww!!!! This is Foxhound your friendly neighbourhood Baron de Bienville coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW! Here it is mid-January and I'm sure many of you listeners here in Louisiana and across the way in Mississippi and Alabama miss frolicking in the ocean when the weather's warmer. While we can't do much about the weather here at WOWW, tonight's program looks forward to fun in the surf. First though a word from our sponsor:





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But here now are the hits!















That's it for tonight! But tune in again tomorrow."