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Old 06-06-2021, 10:50 PM   #523
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwww! This is Foxhound your Prince of Rockness coming to you live this Sunday evening on Hit Radio WOWW. Tonight we'll be showcasing some of the hits of the Supremes, but first this word from our sponsor:





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Old 06-07-2021, 11:33 PM   #524
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooooowww! This is Rockman Foxhound here on Hit Radio WOWW! Huh?! What on earth? Now where are my notes for today's show? Oh here they are. You ever wonder about what they keep telling us about a paperless society on the horizon? Yeah sure. There's still paper all over the place, including on tonight's show.

First though this word from our sponsor, the Locksmiths of Louisiana:






Well if Little Bobby's drunk himself silly again after getting into your liquor cabinet, isn't it time you got a better lock for it? Your friendly neighbourhood locksmith would be able to help in that regard, yes he would, so give him a call!

And perhaps if you weren't so bloody cheap and bought Bobby some age appropriate toys with which to play, he wouldn't have to resort to drinking. I canvassed the office and here are some excellent suggestions:



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Or just an ordinary soda pop (please not beer) bottle to play spin the bottle with all his little girlfriends who evidently care so much about his well being:




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Old 06-08-2021, 11:22 PM   #525
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooooowww! This is Hep Daddy Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW and I've got a good show for you this Tuesday evening, yes I do! First though this commercial announcement:





Yes, these lovely ladies above all need husbands! Very strange indeed since they're not only ravishing beauties, but they're all hardworking diligent housekeepers and, never fear, clean and fresh in every way since we've scrubbed them and their underthings down vigorously with Lux Soap. Therefore I Foxhound out of the goodness of my heart have teamed up with the Lux Soap Company to help them out in their quest.

If therefore you gentlemen out there in radio land are interested in free introductions to these lovely squeaky clean ladies, just send your particulars plus $179.95 to cover soap and administrative costs to the following address and we'll see what we can do:



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But don't delay because these lovely lasses will go fast!

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Old 06-09-2021, 10:34 PM   #526
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrrooooowwwww!!!! This is Hit Radio WOWW with your rave fave DJ Foxhound coming to you live on location, that being right here from the back seat of the station's white 1961 Cadillac convertible!





The weather's so nice this evening that Madeline, Imogen and I decided to cruise some of the back roads around the lake. And we'll accordingly be featuring some of the greatest road songs ever recorded on tonight's show!

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Yes, girls who go gay are discovered first these days! Not surprising since coming out of the closet is easier than ever in this day and age. That's progress for you! Me I'm still waiting for a cure for cancer and for science to find a way to bring back some of the animals man has driven to extinction but I guess I'll have to wait until after they finish dealing with things like making closet doors easier to open.

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Old 06-11-2021, 12:08 AM   #527
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrroooowwww!!! This is Dr. Foxhound your Professor Emeritus of Rock here in the Crescent City coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. And I'd like to say that trying to dream up a good show every evening has left me all burned out. So tonight I'm resorting to a bad one. First though this word from our sponsor:





Yes, the secret to successful durable marriages is Pyrex!

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Old 06-11-2021, 11:33 PM   #528
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrroooowwww!!!! This is Foxhound your friendly neighbourhood Baron de Bienville coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW! Tonight we're going to showcase some of the hits of another great troubadour from the 1960's, Bobby Curtola! First though this word from our sponsor:





Hey! There's good reason why commercials for Labatt 50 Ale actually focus on the beer.





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Old 06-13-2021, 12:12 AM   #529
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrroowww!!! This is Foxhound your High Chancellor of Rock coming to you on Hit Radio WOWW! And tonight I've got another installment from our ongoing series showcasing tracks featuring fuzzbox guitar effects. First though this word from our sponsor:





Yes, wise husbands know enough to invest in a Brown range featuring Brown's patented Soil Free double ovens top and bottom! Because replacing your old worn-out range is a lot less trouble than replacing your old worn-out ... well we don't really have to go there, do we?

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Old 06-14-2021, 01:12 AM   #530
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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrrooooowwwww!!!! This is the Foxhound of the Coupe de Villes coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW where we play nothing but the the hits. We'll be dealing with the theme of young love again in tonight's show. First though this word from our sponsor:





We know how tough it is to keep up with the housekeeping while earning a living and getting ahead in your career these days. Well we here at French Maids of Bourbon Street have the answer for all you gentlemen! No job is too tough for our amiable and easygoing staff. We work all hours so give us a call anytime!

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A Hammeresque horror flick!"

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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwwww!!! This is Foxhound your Count of Canal Street coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW! Many of you will be glad to learn that tonight I'm going to yield to your anguished entreaties again and devote another show to Led Zeppelin tunes. First though a word from our sponsor:





Yes, Vernors! It's not only one of a kind, but its distinctive bite is a thirst quencher like no other which is why we always have some Vernors right on hand here at the WOWW studio.





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Not bad!"

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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwww! This is Foxhound your friendly neighbourhood hell hound from the bayou coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW! And if you're in the mood for protesting (you know, things like out-of-control government spending and Big Brother steadily infringing on our freedom of choice) you've come to the right spot on the dial because tonight we're going to take in some more of the greatest folk songs of all time.

But first a word from our sponsor. Ladies, do you have any completely useless old trash lying around in your living room messing up your household decor?






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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrroooowwww! This is Foxhound your High Chancellor of Rock coming to you on Hit Radio WOWW from right downtown in the Crescent City! Any of you listeners ever watch that newfangled TV thingy? Hmmmm, a few of you anyway I guess. Well stay tuned cause tonight we're going to feature a few of the highest charting TV show theme songs!

First though this word from our sponsor, the Independent Booksellers Association of Louisiana. Remember how much of a delight the 'Uncle Remus and His Tales of Brer Rabbit' comic strip was in the Sunday newspapers back in the day?








And in comic magazines and even booklets inserted free inside cereal boxes?







Well I certainly do! Sadly though Brer Rabbit and his friends from the Briar Patch are under attack by the book burners these days. Well you can do your part to thwart their efforts by buying your own copies of these Golden Books at your independent corner bookstore thus keeping them out of the hands of the book burners!







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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrroooowwww! This is Lord Foxhound coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. And I've got another great show all cued up to play tonight, but first this word from our sponsor:





Hey! We can still go to the drive-in these days (or any day at all actually). According to the United Drive-In Theatre Owners Association, there are 305 drive-in theatres with a total of 549 screens in operation in the U.S.A. Plus 36 up north in Canada!





Here now is a selection of hits to make the drive to the theatre more cheery (not to mention the wait till dark for the feature to start)!

















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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrroooowwww! This is Foxhound your Hep Daddy of Cool coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW this muggy Friday evening. Tonight we're going to showcase hits from one of the most successful groups of the 1970's, Boney M!

First though this word from our sponsor. Gentlemen, are the forces of wussification in today's world getting you down? Are you feeling pussy-whipped in the office or at home? Well the trick is to stay True to yourself and all those things that are important to you as a man. And we have just the monthly self-help manual to make it easy to stay True to yourselves!








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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrroooowwww! This is Foxhound your rock maven of New Orléans coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. And we're approaching the midnight hour once again so it's high time we celebrated precisely that! First though this word from our sponsor:





Troubled by ankle biters, yard apes or street urchins? Well then give us a call at Live patrol of Louisiana:





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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwww! This is Foxhound your Marquis de Pontchartrain coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. Since it's getting late and very dark out there tonight, I've got a set all stacked up to play that'll help you make it through the longest of nights. First though this word from our sponsor:





Now we all know that skinning small furry animals to wear their fur is a particularly nasty and reprehensible personal habit but it still persists among certain segments of society. Well Charlotte Ross is willing to go the extra inch to help eradicate the habit. Yes to encourage you to go furless, Ms. Ross is willing to show her buns to any and all who refrain from wearing fur! I mean how much more incentive do you need?

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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwww! This is Foxhound your Grand Viceroy of Rock coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. It's really dark out there again tonight, but never fear even the darkest of nights are broken by sunrise at dawn which we'll be celebrating on this evening's program. But first this word from our sponsor:





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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrrooowwwww! This is Lord Foxhound here on Hit Radio WOWW where we bring you the very best in listening entertainment on the block! And if you're dreaming of listening in on a great radio show tonight, you've come to the right place. First though this word from our sponsor:





Yes, 'I Dream of Jeannie'! Still airing on better stations coast-to-coast.

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"Yip, yip, yip, arrrooowwww!!! This is Foxhound your Deacon of the Discs coming to you live on Hit Radio WOWW. And we're going to showcase the recordings of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band on tonight's show! First though this word from our sponsor:





Yes, and you can count on the unequivocal support of the practical minded staff here at Hit Radio WOWW while you fight the good fight! After all, the additional cigarette taxes you pay over your lifetimes help fund our Social Security pensions.

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